Horror movie idea: a succubus who picks up guys at bookstores by playing manic pixie dream girl. They go on a date and everything’s perfect. The entire movie is an indie rom com until they sleep together for the first time and she rips out his heart and eats it. The movie ends with her “accidentally bumping into” another guy at a bookstore. The cycle begins again
that person you just called a nerd? they are a giant nerd. you made a good call on that one
When people say size doesn’t matter of course size matters, no one wants a small pizza.
Sirius Black high-fiving Lily Evans every time she raises her hand in class.
Sirius asking James to high five her when he is too sick to come to class.
Remus Lupin doing it with a sigh and an immediate apology when neither Sirius or James is available.
Peter being overly enthusiastic about being asked to do it, and slapping Lily in the face by accident.
“why are you wearing a hoodie it’s 90 degrees out” umm maybe because i’m hardcore? wtf
You’ve given them an opportunity. They just have to be brave enough to take it.
real women have curves. real women have one single, continuous, infinite curve. real women are a hollow sphere of mass 1kg, suspended in a void. calculate real women’s acceleration if real women is struck by an object accelerating east at 5m/s/s.
if you think i’m over Pacific Rim ur wrong
People leave. Parents leave the room. Lovers leave your life. You leave the world.
We clutch teddy bears first, then dolls, then sports jerseys, and automobiles with hand-sewn leather and excellent gas mileage. As if that were something permanent.
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Episode 37 - The Auction